I like glitter and sparkely dress, but I'm not gonna talk about that,
in my monologue. I like baking and things that smell like winter
but I'm not gonna talk about that, in my monologue, La la la la la la
I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on
me but I'm not gonna say that , in my Monologue.
I like writing their names in songs so they're a shame to go in public
But I'm not gonna say that, in my monologue. La la la la la la la la
This is my musical monologue. You might think I'd bring up Joe,
the guy who broke up with me over the phone but I'm not gonna
mention him, in my monologue, HEY JOE, I'm doin' real well,
hosting SNL,but i'm not gonna brag about that in my monologue,
La, la, la, ha, ha, ha, and if you're wondering if I might be dating
that werewolf in Twilight
I'm not gonna comment on that, in my monologue (HI TAYLOR)
La la la la la la. This is, my musical monologue, might be expecting
me to say, something bad about Kanye, and how he ran up on the stage
And ruined my VMA monologue, but there's nothing more to say
Everything's okay, i've got security lining the stage, in my SNL Monologue
La la la la la la, this is my SNL monologue
La la la la la la, that was my SNL monologue.